taco pie
aphrodisiac; instant party.
is that taco pie?…taco pie!!!
when you put flour on a mexican woman’s v-g-n- then have s-x with her until the flour becomes crusty. then you get a fork and eat the contents. optional toppings include but are not limited to: guacamole, sour cream, red hot, salsa, peppers, onions, and of course lube!!!
last night i got the urge late night for some taco pie. so i went down to the local mexicali bar and picked me up a mexic-nt as she was the last ingediant that i needed. needless to say i ate well last night!!!
you take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) you then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. you eat them. enjoy!
enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.
you take a taco, and a pie. you put the taco into the pie. you now have taco pie. (blackberry pie and taco bell tacos taste best together)
in the future, tacos are illegal.
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