a pirate on a mission for some tasty “tacos”. commonly carries anywhere from mild to diablo “sauce” in his chest of condiments. will stop at nothing to find the best “taco” of the universe.
“the taco pirate stops at nothing to dig into some good “tacos”.
- tatiana maslany
the cutest and most talented actress alive. in fact, she’s the only actor alive. she is synonymous with playing every role possible, so how sure are we that she’s not doing that this very second? how sure are you that your neighbor isn’t tatiana? what about your teacher? parent? sibling? best friend? you?! you: wow […]
- the cold beer
the cold beer is the best thing you can have on a friday night. when you have the cold beer, everything is good. it is always the cold beer and not just “beer” or “cold beer”. made famous by retired professional wrestler, the iron sheik, on twitter. it’s friday night! get the cold beer, bubba.
- the first frost
when your girlfriend is sleeping and you decide to give yourself a handy j over her sleeping body. before you c-m you slap the hoe to wake her up and you immediately j-zz all over her face. bro, i woke my b-tch up with the first frost last night.
- the glass ceiling
a term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further. after four years working at innetec, i have unfortunately hit the gl-ss ceiling.
- Thermal drill
a sentence in a video game called payday 2, if you don’t pick up the thermal drill, bain will say this sentence all the time until you pick it up. bain: guys, the thermal drill, go get it! guy: okay okay. bain: guys, the thermal drill, go get it! guy: okay!! i’m going for it!! […]