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while munching on a girls sn-tch (taco), you slip your tounge down to her -sshole and toss her salad at random intervals.
“i decided to give my girl a surprise last night while i was eating her out.. i slipped my tounge down into her b-m and gave her a taco salad..”
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taco salad is a meal generally composed of meat, vegetables, and hard tortilla sh-lls or chips – tossed together with cheeses and sauces, which, is essentially…traditional tacos (smashed and crunched up), creating a fun and unique salad experience! fun!!!

try this easy taco salad recipe! i personally adore this one…sometimes, i just like to get festive n’ fun, and send my family south of the border for supper time with a tasty mexican meal! wooo! fiesta time!!!

ok, you’ll need ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomatoes, ripe olives, and corn chips, along with taco sauce and other ingredients, so prepare!

ingredients:

1 pound lean ground beef
1/2 envelope onion soup mix, about 1/4 cup
3/4 cup water
a few dashes hot pepper sauce
1 medium head lettuce, shredded, about 4 cups
1 cup shredded sharp jack or cheddar cheese
1 large tomato, chopped
1/2 cup sliced black olives
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
2 cups corn chips
taco sauce

preparation:

brown beef in a heavy skillet; drain off excess fat. sprinkle onion soup mix over beef and stir in water. simmer, uncovered, until liquid cooks away, about 8 to 12 minutes. stir in hot pepper sauce.

in a large bowl, combine shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato, olives, and green bell pepper; toss. for each serving, place lettuce mixture on salad plate or bowl, top with some of the meat mixture and garnish taco salad with corn chops. serve with taco salad with taco sauce.

this taco salad serves 4 to 6!

for homemade corn taco chips, cut corn tortillas into strips and fry briefly in hot oil and use as the garnish for taco salad. and hey! try tossing in some beans, or use chicken instead of beef! don’t be afraid to get creative, this is a fun meal with tons of flexibility! holy f-ck! fun!

oh, taco salad also has something to do with the p-ssy and -sshole of a female.
jake: mmmmm! great taco salad, mom! even better than last tuesday!
dad: go to your f-cking room or i’ll beat you in the -ss, you smart-ss piece of sh-t.
mom: henry!!!
dad: what, helen?
mom: he was being serious!
dad: oh…did you finish your homework, jake?
jake: f-ck you dad, i hope someone kills you.
dad: get my f-cking belt, i’ve had it.
a p-ssy party
brian: hey justin! want to go get some taco salad tonight?
justin: h-ll no, i’m gay.
brian: mmmk.
a taco salad is when someone eats out the -sshole of a individual from mexico
it was totally hot when patrick gave rodriguez a taco salad
when a girl with a meat curtain is getting drilled by a guy with chode lettuce
that girl jenn has a sloppy meat curtain and the rj kid has a ton of chode lettuce so they are making a tacosalad every time they bang! gross!
the feminine form of tea-bagging. to taco salad someone.
nancy gave jimmy a taco salad, -sserting her dominance.
a party (or when you go out to a bar) and there is an unusually large amount of women (taco).

it’s the opposite of a sausage fest.
hey man you really should come out tonight, it’s a real taco salad out here. chances of getting some pink taco are looking good.