Taco Santa


a hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. he is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. he is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
stephen: have you ever heard of taco santa?

tony: no..what’s a taco santa?

stephen: have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

tony: no.

stephen: thats because you don’t believe.. believe in him and he shall deliver..

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