Taco Touchdown


a not-so-often used phrase which can mean multiple things:

1) (v) the act of sticking one’s scr-t-m into a taco. it is optional whether to attempt to cook it or not.

2) (adj.) a synonym for crouching repeatedly over a dead player in an fps like halo or cod.

3) (v) what someone does to celebrate a goal in a game of rugby/football. after touching the ball down, the scorer leaves it on the ground and does push-ups with their crotch over the ball.
1) johnny: man, school was a real f-cker today. i’m

gonna go do a taco touchdown.

james: ooh, i’ll bring the sauce!

2) johnny: eat lead, james! -machine guns him to death-

james: oh no, not the taco touchdown!

3) johnny: -scores tri and starts dry humping the ball-

eat taco touchdown, b-tches!

james: ah sh-t, not again…

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