Tact Man
(adj) a term used flippantly to label a person or situation grossly inept. often used a reply to a question that has no logical answer. interchangeable with “operator as f-ck.”
“hey bro, why the f-ck are we standing out in the cold watching the bar kays at midnight on a thursday?”
“tact man” -shoulder shrug-
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using a plastic tarp to wrap your vehicle and protect it from the elements. a redneck windshield snow cover for cheap b-st-rds. while tarpping his truck lucas noticed the envy of his neighbours. next morning while driving away with clean windows he smiled as he watched all the suckers scr-pping away in the cold.
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