Tactical Jew
a very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. this person knows everyone’s secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.
tyler: dude, is that austin?
gabe: wasn’t he just at the grocery store?
tyler: yeah, how’d he get there so fast?!
gabe: what a tactical jew!
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