Tactical Sandwich


the emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

it always tastes better than any other food.

cannot be consumed when sober.
girl 1: “i’m so hungry!”
girl 2: “i think the time has come for a…”
both: “tactical sandwich!!”

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