tactical tommy
a overdressed d-ckhead that shows up to the range in full body armor carrying 30 loaded magazines wearing the latest gucci camo.
usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
the tactical tommy usually tells all of the latest tactical cl-ss he has attended and 99% of the time doesn’t know how to properly dis-ssemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest ninja moves.
doesn’t know his -ss from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.
saw a tactical tommy shoot himself in the foot today trying the latest high speed pistol draw.
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