Tadpole


a young man that goes out with an older woman.
it’s sad how anna and her tadpole get all these stares from the close-minded, just because of their differences in age.
the type of s-m-n that real men -j-c-l-t-.
f-ck what you know about being a man, i bust tadpoles son.
a way of saying you kinda like someone but not completely yet.
you say, “i like you a tadpole. maybe one day it’ll become a frog.”
the “tadpole” like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it’s almost like wiping your -ss with wax paper.
i took a cr-p and the bowl was full of tadpoles!
attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.
the gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the tadpole rather than the much desired shocker.
a derrogatory term for a belgian. (almost french, but not quite)

see frog
“someone pinched my wallet in antwerp! f-ckin’ tadpoles!”
v: the act of inserting one’s soft flaccid p-n-s into the circular opening of the mouth belonging to someone who is sleeping. upon insertion the soft and flaccid p-n-s may be slightly dangled in a manner that the receiving mouth be tickled or left motionless in the mouth for a period of time left at the discretion of he who is performing the action.
last night i gave axl the tadpole. his sweaty -ss hands must expel most of the water in his body because his mouth was as dry as sandpaper.

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