tae kwon dolphin


ancient martial art, originating in atlantis. characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. this deadly art is famous for the “dolphin c-ck slub”, a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.
a pimp who learns tae kwon dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.

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