taesexual
only being attracted to kim taehyung from kpop group bts
person 1: “omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him”
person 2: “sorry, i’m taes-xual”
person 1: “uh what?”
person 2: “i’m taes-xual”
person 1: *backs away slowly*
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