taffy dick


when the p-n-s is in a semi-flacid state, not unlike taffy
colin got taffy d-ck that b-tch said!
a very small p-n-s,almost resembles a vanilla flavored tootsie roll.this syndrome is also known as the john jastzrebski disease. another slang word for it is
“t-d-ck” or “john dong”
“d-mn look at that taffy d-ck”

“john how can herpes fit on your t-d-ck”

“”i cant believe driscoll was able to ffind your john dong”

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