taftie
a current student or graduate of the taft school in watertown, ct. a member of the long line of the biggest and the best preps, a taftie hates hotchkiss, loves frisbee golf, hockey players, and sweet lax, and fondly remembers smoking in the vents, drinking in their closet, skipping morning meeting to eat breakfast at the jig, and going to the scene.
once a taftie, always a taftie.
someone who knows the real meaning of fun. drinks nightly in the dorms and gets away with it. after graduating the students will go on to the best colleges the nation has to offer. the men will eventually be the heads of companies and the women will find the right (rich) guy. no matter what, success is guaranteed, but there are different ways of reachin it. unlike hotchkiss girls though, taft ones do not do c-ke. taft men always win in hockey and lacrosse, the sports that matter in this part of the country.
taftie: my daddy is better than your daddy
hotchkiss girl: well at least i do c-ke
the coolest, preppiest, best looking kind of kid there is. this person is lucky enough to attend the hottest new england prep scool and hate on ugly, dumb hotchkiss kids twenty four seven. these kids get drunk nightly, stashing bottles of grey goose in sock drawers and smoke weed on the taft gold course. tafties have the best place for hookups, they have s-x in dorms, the library, hockey rink and sometimes sqaush courts. you know you wish you went here. good luck getting in, because this place is for the elite.
hotchkiss kid: ugh you’re a taftie? lucky…i hear you guys have sh-tloads of fun
taftie: yeah suck it.
1. n: a reach around, considered common decency, for the 27th president of the united states when drilling him from behind.
see also: taft job
he didn’t even have the godd-mn common courtesy to give him a taftie.
an unintelligent specimen of society whose entire existence is based off their inability to be accepted to the hotchkiss school.
tafties party with s-x offenders, smoke crack, and star in subpar p-rn videos. unfortunately, their education does not prepare them for anything else. tafties usually take out their anger by accusing hotchkiss girls of doing c-ke, which is something they’ve always longed to try but have been unable to afford.
admissions statistics:
100% of hotchkiss students were accepted to taft
0% of taftie students were accepted to hotchkiss
hotchkiss endowment: $350,678,000
taft endowment: $2,000
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