Tagsies
top definition
having dibs, shotgun, or bags on the second round of s-x with a girl in one night. often called out in the same fashion as shotgun is for the front seat of a car.
order of tagsies are as follows:
sloppy seconds, third in the bird, floppy fourths, flappy fifths, slippery sixths, seventh heaven.
brad: “tagsies!”
geoff:”tagsies!”
jamie:”oh maan! fine, i tagsies floppy fourths.”
chris: “flaps for me.”
guy five: “tagsies!”
angus: “tagsies on slips!”
charlie: “…f-ck off guys!”
chris: “hey guys, charlie is gay!”
charlie: “fiiiiine… i’ll take seventh heaven.”
chris: “f-ck you’re disgusting charlie.”
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