TAHA


strange boy who won’t talk about anything with anybody. he would rather die than tell people anything about himself. often synonymous with words such as f-git or flapdragon. additionally, he enjoys bathing in oil with his 15 wives while crying uncontrollably about how insecure he is.
flamboyant guy: oh, look at the taha over there. i wanna bury myself in his beard.
manly girl: i bet that guy only gets women like you because of his money.

flamboyant guy: not true, there’s something about an insecure manchild who is probably gay that is super hot.

manly girl: those all sound like horrible qualities to have.
taha: hey ladies, wanna take a ride in my gold private jet? we can go oil swimming later after we consummate.
…..like i said before….plain wierd,strange…not in a bad way tough. you can never understand whats going on in his mind. but he’s a cool guy…so cute!, nice hair , cute smile…..ect
..love you taha…….ur gurl!
perfection; something you’d be lucky to have

will not admit to perfection even after reading it on this site.
why is taha so amazing?
a nice, awesome, extremely popular dude. who controls everything. owns everything. everyone gives him everything. he’s awesome. simply awesome.

taha is a geed killing warrior. ruthless and brave.
john: did you see joe the other day?
sam: no, what was he doing?

john: tearing that geed village apart.

sam: what a taha!
an arabic surname. you will never find a family more loving, amazing, and perfect as they are. they’re a very model-like family, being extremely good-looking and such. not only are they blessed with the desired looks of a thousand suns, they’re also amazing people to be around. having amazing personalities. in short, you wish you were a taha. if you ever have the insane luck to come across one of these amazing people, thank god because he clearly loves you.
“man! i wish i was a taha!”
originated from bagdad, taha is a name normally given to those who have an extremely rich family. taha normally gives out his money to people who are in need.

normally a really h-rny dude who spends money on girls/gold diggers
hey taha i’ll be your friend if you give me $10
a two syllable word that can be easily and heavily modified, produced by large drunk fat redneck when they are drunk and or stoned out of their minds.

rules:

the “ta”, a noun, must never be changed or altered for it is the literary glue holding the exclamation together.

ha, is an expression of the happiness said redneck is experiencing at any given moment. a shorter burst indicates less happiness than, say, a 7 second sustain.
redneck: could you p-ss the adderall please.

magical phallus: here you are fine gentleman.

hours later….

recneck tripsing b-lls: ta-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
a short bearded person
he looks like a taha

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