The Bottle
a blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in ‘the dreaded bottle’. when a person ‘turns to the bottle’, the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.
the bottle is my only friend.
an ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their -rs-. this is why should you try -n-l with indian girls because you won’t get sh-t on your n-b.
man: which hole should i put it in?!
woman: my bottom!
man: but i might get sh-t on my n-b!
woman: nah i’ve used the bottle!
the bottle is death itself. it is a concoction of of things all compiled into one bottle. it has been buried under the ground for about 3-4 months. with things such as milk, soda, bacon, cheese, cat foot, p-ss, and a dead bird, the bottle is the worst thing ever.
the bottle can also be used as a defense. (see example below)
that sh-t was so nasty it was almost as bad as the bottle.
if you kick me in the nuts again i will pour the bottle on you.
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