tahned


a person who walks around slapping others with their t bone steak meat.
wow tahned is weird.
this is when you are having a text/im conversation with someone and after you’ve sent a message, they reply with only an emoticon(s). thus ending your conversation, or leaving you with the difficulty of continuing the conversation. this originates from a particular person that always ends conversations like this.
(pr-nounced “tah-nd”)
to be tahned:

you: that party last night was out of control.
friend: yeah, i saw someone throw up in the bushes!
you: did you see beata? she was so drunk!
friend: xd

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