Tail Fail
unable to -j-c-l-t- man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.
geoffery: ‘what what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?’
rupert: ‘unfortunately i had one too many scotch’s and after one hour of b-mping and grinding i experienced tail fail’.
geoffery: ‘queer’.
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