Tail-pon
a makeshift tampon traditionally constructed of cotton b-lls wrapped in a paper towel. tail-pons are used as regular tampons but were cl-ssically used to stop -n-l seepage hence the name, tail-pon.
the foreign fluid dripping from danny’s b-tt was quickly seized by a well crafted tail-pon.
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