1. getting your p-n-s sucked while standing
robert got tailored last weekend. (other uses include “tailor me b-tch. i need to be tailored. she was tailoring me last night when…”)
br–sts split by a purse strap or seatbelt dude check out those tajatas!
- blame train
similar to the blame game. the blame train starts with one person blaming another for faults. this will continue along until one person is left to blame, hence, at the end of the blame train. this often occurs at work, and sometimes at home. manager: mike, did you drink all the coffee? mike: nope, that […]
- bleach blonde bastard
a person with bleach blonde hair micheal bowyer
- Bounce o'clock
time to leave, roll, or bounce. when college cl-sses blow, check your imaginary watch and let your friends know that it’s bounce o’clock, then dip out real smooth and head to chick-fil-a.
- Emotional Diarrhea
a condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through the oral cavity, resulting in undesired consequences. your boss says jokingly. “nice shoes, where’d you get them, good will?” unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. “really? that’s great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did i… […]