Taint Bandit
the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
cousin of the grundel monster.
i have no taint, the taint bandit came in the middle of the night and sn-tched it up.
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