taint berries


little b-lls of lint from your underwear that collect on your taint (skin between your b-lls and -ss hole)
wow look at all the taint berries i have!
a taintberry is a hardened remnant of fecal matter which has become affixed to the taint region, or body hair in the taint region.

a taintberry is closely related to the dingleberry, but only grows at a slightly lower elevation. the taintberry evolved from the dingleberry after migrating south, but do not interbreed. taintberries have strong root systems and can only be removed by a firm, but swift plucking motion.
girl to her girlfriends: i had both steve’s b-lls in my mouth when my nose actually hit a taintberry!

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