taint bomb
when you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.
i tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.
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someone who has such a nasty front b-tt that you suspect they grow vegetables in their taint. “man, that dean is a taint farmer. his large front b-tt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint.”
- Taint Tickling
the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger. “yo i was taint tickling this b-tch for 3 hours straight!!”
- Take me down dance
s-x when a guy tells you he wants to hit it. me and my boy did the take me down dance. he doin the take me down dance.
- take a crap out of your mouth
verb meaning to seriously spew some bad language or something horrible, verbally. peter: geez, man! karen is such a -&#@% in a %$@&%$# with a &@$%$& on her @%$#^. sam: wow, watch it dude! karen’s my girlfriend! alecia: yeah, peter. way to take a cr-p out of your mouth.
- breakfast bonner
when a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner dude i’m sick of this breakfast bonner.