Taint Bumps
the snorting of a narcotic (i.e. cocaine or heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and -n-s
brad: hey carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
carbon: yeah, he just called and told me to get some “e” and blow. says he wants to do “taint b-mps” and roll all night with me!
brad: i’m jealous!!
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physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. often mistaken for a third nut. see “straint” dude, you have a rubberband around your scr-t-m, or a taintotoma. either way, you should get that looked at
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verb, to m-st-rb-t- (female). c’mon ladies….we all know what it means. nick blew me off last night, so i just stayed at home and ‘took a hot bath’.
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- Taking the lead
a phrase used on a night out when a friend has pulled an ugly girl (a dog) dave: alright lads, this is sheila dave’s mates: dave’s taking the lead