Taint Burger
a sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and “cottage cheese”. and of course some sh-t, it is eaten off of one’s taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm gl-ss of asparagus urine.
“d-mn, this taint burger tastes like sh-t!”
“well, i had better wash up. i just polished off my third taint burger, and i don’t want to go around smelling like ben bernanke!”
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