taint gnats


taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region…these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. see also poon gnats.
as the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, i prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.

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