taint gruff


the dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones b-llsack and -n-s, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.
1.hey you, f-g boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.i keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

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