taint paint
to thoroughly tongue the area between a person’s genitalia and their -n-s.
suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but i figured that was what the d-mn taint paint was supposed to be about.
when one moderately sweaty male, who has acc-mulated enough sweat among the “gooch” area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.
dude…ronnie totally taint painted me after running laps earlier today.
the build-up of “nasty” things in a man or woman’s taint,( place in between the genitals and -n-s), such as left over tampon strings, -n-l leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
na man, she was gross! her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.
wiping your finger, s-x toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during -ss play.
i was fingering this girl in the -ss and i had sh-t all over my finger so i taint painted and got it all clean.
mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. it may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of sh-t, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.
you’re always scratching yourself down there. you’re gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!
a large chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped -ss, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the taint paint website.
“d-mn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, i had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn.”
the discharge of female s-m-n during s-x or masturbation.
i had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.
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