taint tickler
the growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude’s lower lip. also known as a soul patch.
i wish i could grow a goatee, but all i’ve got is this mangy taint tickler.
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the grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.
stay in the lane or else we’re gonna hit the taint tickler.
whilst taking a deuce, having a t-rd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the t-rd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the -n-s. the sudden axis shift causes the t-rd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
i took had a huge post-starbucks taint tickler today. it was at least 14 inches long.
rumble strips on the road.
aahhh! taint ticklers! pull over!
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