tainted knuckles


tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your -ss after a sh-t and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the t-rd itself.
d-mn! i’m going to have to wash my hand.i got tainted knuckles.

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