Taintkerchief
an individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one’s taint — the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one’s t-st-cl-s and the crest of one’s -n-s. the derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons…often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like “bro,” “bra,” or “broheim” and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.
agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief — so i took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.
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