Taintology


a slightly obscure medical study that focuses on the perineum (also known as the taint or grundle). many medical majors acquire this degree from a 2 year technical school before moving on to something more prestigious, like proctology. it is also a study that enrolls a high amount of medical school dropouts.
“i heard that jimmy was going to be a doctor!”

“yes, but he flunked out of med school so he is going to apply for the taintology program at itt tech instead.”

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