Taintoo


a tattoo on the part of the body between the scr-t-m and the -n-s.
“hey brad! while you’re down there, check out my taintoo.”
a tattoo on the perineum
burt was totally hammered last night and steve and morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says “keep going.”

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