Taintshave
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taintshave
it’s an easy task to accomplish. take some hair buzzers and shaved your chest and then go all the way down to your p-b-s, then wrap back around the taint and -sshole area. you have to clean the trimmers with bleach when your done, and walk around with sharp hairs for a day or so, but it’s all worth it my friend. no more dingles… i feel wonderful and look even better!
when you are going on a date and you simply have to get ready, so you shower, brush your teeth and taintshave.
by coolio cam may 14, 2007
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