taintsicle
the act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. the cold then freezes the sweat on your b-lls and -ss, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your b-lls to your taint.
“man mike, we shouldn’t have ran up those stairs! my b-lls are sweaty, and f-ck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful”
this word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it…
1. an exclamation of good happenings. a celebratory word along the lines of “tight” or “f-ck yeah”…
2. a declaration of cr-ppy circ-mstances. a word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to “d-mn” or “this sucks”…
3. icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.
“i hooked up with a hottie last night! taintsicle yeah!”
“i hooked up with an ugly ho last night! ah taintsicle!”
“it’s so freaking cold out that gd taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!”
a taintsicle is when you stick your icy cold big toe between someone’s b-lls/v-g-n- and thier -sshole. you are giving them a taintsicle.
mark is sleeping so peacefully. i should wake him with a quick taintsicle job.
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