Taio Cruz
jacob taio cruz is a songwriter, producer, and electropop performing artist… and all around soundsmith. he is best known for his songs break your heart, dynamite, dirty picture, and higher. he is also the producer for artists such as kesha, & cheryl cole
jon: who the f— is taio cruz?
me: the dude that sings those awesome songs break your heart and dynamite!!!
jon: oh wow! i f—ing love that dude
Read Also:
- Cock and Balls Revolver
a revolver and is not only your c-ck, but also your b-lls. “don’t make you me shoot c-ck and b-lls revolver” -overheard from a citizen of albion.
- Dirty Red Wheeler
petaining to the courtesy carts with red wheels in the st. albert garden market iga. these carts are substandard, and thus used as an insult “chris is a dirty red wheeler”
- Dirty Romo
the act of taking ones swamp -ss and wiping it on the upper lip of your partner. after playing a rough stuperbowl game tyler gave heather a dirty romo
- dirty reese's
the s-xual act of placing peanut b-tter in the -n-s, then being penetrated and removing the -n-s b-tter through the act of blumpkin lexis made sure to buy some jiffy so i could lay that dirty reese’s on her last night
- Dirty Roommate
when a man is performing -n-l on a woman, and pulls his p-n-s out and wipes it on his roommate’s pillow. “yeah – my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when i nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate.”