taiwanese firecracker
when you -j-c-l-t- into both of your lady friends eyes, while simultaneously shoving a bottle of hot sauce up her -ss so she squints and explodes at the same time.
“did you hear what happened to tom? he gave his girl a taiwanese firecracker, then had to have plain chicken as he ran out of hot sauce”
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