Tajon
cutest boyfriend ever. he has small eyes and big juicy pink lips. a big b-tt too. but thats because he’s chinese and jamaican.
he can be pretty compet-tive in arguments sometimes but at the end of the day, he’s a really sweet boy. i don’t know anybody that doesn’t love being with him.
person1: hey monica, who’s your boyfriend?
person2: tajon! and he’s just the best. 🙂
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