taxi for Brown
humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.
charming old colonel – “good g-d what was that noise?”
wilde – “i was just calling a taxi for brown my good man”
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