Take a #3
another word for masturbation. taking a #1 is p-ssing, taking a #2 is sh-tting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
guy 1:”today in cl-ss i saw up hot stephanie’s skirt and she didn’t have on any panties.”
guy 2:”you’re f-cking sh-tting me!”
guy 1:”nope! i went to the bathroom and took a #3… (number 3) take a #3
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