take a crosby


a restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely sh-t, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.
“have you seen corey? we need to get these orders out today.” “he’s in the bathroom, taking a crosby.”

man, i am sick of working for this company. time to go take a crosby.

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