Take a Dick Smith
verb. liquidating one’s -ssets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one’s responsibilities. taking the easy way out.
d-ck smith was married and had 5 children. he had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. one day d-ck lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and -ssets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.
applications-
1. someone gets fired from work- “he took a d-ck smith”
2. you are at a party and want to leave- “hey i am going to take a d-ck smith”
3. someone quits a job- “i took a d-ck smith”
4. sean white lost in the olympics- “sean white took a d-ck smith in that event”
5. a store or restaurant closes- “they took a d-ck smith”
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