Take a dump on me


a request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.
wesley: dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong’s gonna be in the yearbook.
ben: take a dump on me!
wesley: okay!

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