take a goodell
named in honor of nfl head roger goodell. to sh-t. defecate. lay cable. to move one’s bowels, specifically on a sunday from september thru january as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.
” i ate so much yesterday at the bbq, i can’t wait to take a goodell for the 1 o’clock kickoff!
“yeah dude! and loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!”
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