take a walk


1. code name for masturbation
hey guys be right back i gotta go take a walk.
to conduct a sensitive discussion while striding up and down the block to avoid being overheard on those pesky eavesdropping devices.
ever since the cops came and shook down sammy blue eyes, i take a walk to discuss important business.
1. masturbating
hey mufasa, wanna go take a walk with me?
an old tymey code-phrase that one states before leaving to expel digestive gas. in other words, an excuse to tell your friends when you need to go find somewhere to fart.
ms. cromwell’s three bean c-sserole was absolutely delicious, but the moment i felt a spell of flatulence coming on, i told her i was going to take a walk so as not to offend her delicate senses.

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