take the beej


to take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn’t want there but whatever driving force got her there can’t be stopped. the girl has to be such a miss match that he won’t have s-x with her, but he’ll take the beej.

most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.
drew: “yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn’t look anything like her pictures…”
marc: “did you take the beej?”
drew: “i took the beej.”

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