take them up the shard
after a pleasant night of c-cktails at london’s famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)
freind 1 “what are you doing with carol next weekend”
friend 2 “i was going to take them up the shard”
friend 1″sharon and i did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn’t walk for 3 days”
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