Take this lollipop
a phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. mostly used as a joke. plays on the idea that you shouldn’t take sweets from strangers.
person 1: oh i see you’ve poked me on facebook man.
person 2: yes. take this lollipop.
person 1: guess what i’ve just done!
person 2: i read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
person 1: -pauses- isn’t it about time you offered me a lollipop?
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