take wig


to escape, or abscond with something. from the television show arrested development.
anyong: “hey, look what i found on windowsill! just hat; someone take wig!”
narrator: “in fact, it was george sr. who ‘took wig,’ and was fleeing the country with the evidence that michael so badly needed.”

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